CONTACT: isabela@compass.net MESSAGE:you know there was a woman i met who was excellent at fisting. simply marvelous at it really, she might have been better at it than you.
oh i get it you're having a go at me because i sent you an embarrassing message is that it? because that doesn't make any sense. i remember everything.
i'm sure he didn't because he didn't tell me where to find these cocks i've been looking for and now i am sitting around cockless i bet he's keeping them all to himself that greedy bastard.
[He never wants to hear the word 'cock' come from the monotone voice of his device again. He is glad Isabela cannot see his expression, which is somewhere between bemused and amused.]
I thought you were the expert on that particular matter. Looking for them yourself should not be too difficult, though some men here are quite attached to their pants.
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MESSAGE: you know there was a woman i met who was excellent at fisting. simply marvelous at it really, she might have been better at it than you.
you're free to prove me wrong of course.
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Isabela?
[Though with a message like that it's hard to doubt that it's her.]
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nice to see you've gotten better at reading.
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[Because no one else needs to hear about Anders' rod of justice. Really.]
Do you remember being here before?
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[if you know what i mean
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what do you mean 'before'?
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You were here before. You left, but you appear to have returned. I assume you don't remember that, though.
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oh i get it you're having a go at me because i sent you an embarrassing message is that it? because that doesn't make any sense. i remember everything.
well most things.
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Do the others know that you're here?
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I thought you were the expert on that particular matter. Looking for them yourself should not be too difficult, though some men here are quite attached to their pants.
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all i want is some good cock stew and everyone is giving me roundabout answers not everything has to do with sex.
[SHE'S BEING AN ASS]
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[Why is there no sarcasm button on this thing.
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only testicles.
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however elf testicles are a delicacy.
[she's being an aSS]
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[This conversation is just great.]
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magisters can sod off they wouldn't know what to do with elf balls even if they were smacking them in the face.
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I defer to your expertise on the matter of... elf balls.
[He had to say that out loud to get it dictated.]
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[sob bela no.]
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No. I do not.
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The last thing I remember from Thedas is killing Hadriana.
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