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I'm sure he appreciated that.

i'm sure he didn't because he didn't tell me where to find these cocks i've been looking for and now i am sitting around cockless i bet he's keeping them all to himself that greedy bastard.

[He never wants to hear the word 'cock' come from the monotone voice of his device again. He is glad Isabela cannot see his expression, which is somewhere between bemused and amused.]

I thought you were the expert on that particular matter. Looking for them yourself should not be too difficult, though some men here are quite attached to their pants.

why in the void would men have feathered fowl down their pants is that a hobby down here?

all i want is some good cock stew and everyone is giving me roundabout answers not everything has to do with sex.

[SHE'S BEING AN ASS]

I am concerned that cock stew means something else in Rivain.

[Why is there no sarcasm button on this thing.

we don't eat human cocks don't be absurd.

only testicles.

Delicious.

they're terribly chewy.

however elf testicles are a delicacy.

[she's being an aSS]

Magisters would consider that a waste. There is a little blood in them, after all.

[This conversation is just great.]

[hey if Fenris wasn't enjoying it he wouldn't be responding.]

magisters can sod off they wouldn't know what to do with elf balls even if they were smacking them in the face.

[He smirks, even if - or perhaps because - Isabela cannot see him.]

I defer to your expertise on the matter of... elf balls.

[He had to say that out loud to get it dictated.]

of course you would you know from experience that i know what to do with them.

[sob bela no.]

[Oh boy this again.]

No. I do not.

oh don't pretend to be coy.

I am not being coy.

The last thing I remember from Thedas is killing Hadriana.

[GIVE HER A FEW MINUTES SHE'S SQUINTING AT THAT TEXT]

that was years ago, fenris.

So I am told.

[another minute or so. this wouldn't be a topic he'd joke about.]

well shit this place is trying really hard to give the fade a run for its money.

so you don't know about the

well no nevermind.

Chantry?

[WELL THEN]

going to hazard a guess it wasn't anders who was leaping to tell you about that

Correct.

hawke then? or varric? though i can't imagine either of them wanting to talk about it.

[AND TO CLEAR THINGS UP BEFORE HE ASKS]

and i know varric had been here. i saw hawke with bianca.

Merrill, actually.

she always was terrible at keeping things a surprise.

[sob she misses her.]

I am glad she told me.

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